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February 6th, 2006

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12:52 am - read these words and imbibe them in your head : KEANA REEVES WILL MAKE IT TO TOP FOUR
and so it begins.

i was having my computer fixed when i get a call from dulce all of a sudden.

mich: did ABS call you?
me: no. why?
mich: they want me to VTR for Pinoy Big Brother!
me: are you fucking crazy!? no!
mich: but it'll be good for the store!
me: it'll probably be good for the band too, but-- i've been there and if they so desire they can look at your boobs!
mich: shit, really?
me: well they definitely won't air it but the writers have access to the cr.
mich: oh no. sige, tama. nevermind.

two weeks later...

mich: i'm joining.
me: fuck, man. if you're joining play to win 'to. you can't be bratty english-speaking mich. you have to be charming and say "poh" to everyone.
mich: tang ina tama! isang milyon din yan!
me: damn straight.
mich: and Osang's joining. can i mention you?
me: if you want to fight, yes. sana andyan pa rin si Agassi.
mich: Can Agassi Rap Like Old School?
me: and you have to call him that. don't call him Carlos.

mich: yes i think i will always address him as Can Agassi Rap Like Old School. "Can Agassi Rap Like Old School, pakipass naman yung salt o" .and give me your band's shirt. i will wear it on the show. you know the only reason i'm really doing this is so your mom will endorse me and give me free breast reduction + lipo.
me: you'll have all that if you say Fluxxekakke on public television.
mich: i'll make it a catch phrase.
me: you gotta teach that shit to everyone. FLUXXEKAKKE!

as the weeks went on everyone was making guesses about who else was gonna be on the show. Chin Chin Gutierrez and Osang were supposed to be surefire contestants, but i don't think they're there. is Agassi there? please please God let Agassi be there so that he may flash his pencil-long nipples and make raps (old school raps) about everything that goes on in that household. there were rumors that Chito was going to join, but i don't think he is either. Lourd was gonna be there 'til they told him he can't have music in the house. they invited my mom at one point but thank Jesus our Lord she didn't.

and so the people at ABS wer speculating and leaking and someone told me Budoy from Kilat would be there and i said no way in hell that would not be in line with the Rastafarian way but he is and someone told me she saw Bianca doing a pictorial for the show but i was like come on she has like 13 other shows why would she give that up for big brother? alas, i was wrong. however, for some weird reason everyone was sure Keana (sp?)Reeves was going to be there. and it was like a running joke. "Dulce tell Keana Reeves she should do roles like Ted Theodore Logan again." or " hindi pwede si Osang diyan no andiyan na si Keana Reeves eh" (translation:"it is easier for Rosanna Roces to enter the eye of a needle than the Pinoy Big Brother house, for a buxom bosom-heavy, titillating BOLD star named Kianna Reeves is already there")

holy shit dulce is on pinoy big brother daw.
sender: Chris
02 05 2006 10:20 pm

yeah she is hahaha was she revealed na?
sender: Quark
02 05 2006 10:25 pm

yeah live on abs cbn. A hundred bucks says shes first to go.
sender: Chris
02 05 2006 10:36 pm

sige! i told dulce she better shape up so that she can at least go after kianna reeves.
sender: Quark
02 05 2006 10:40 pm

and then Keana Reeves goes up onstage and gives this really touching sob story complete with 'i will triumph over all those people who judge me because i sidelined as an escort' speech , crying moments while listening to her children cheering her on telling her they believe in her, and donation to gabriela(!). in my mind i'm intercutting this with mich's "iba ang tingin ng mga tao sakin kasi iba akong magdamit pero baka pagnakilala mo ako pareho lang tayo" (people look at me differently because i dress different but if you get to know me we could be one and the same) and shortly after publicly admitting that she is KSP and i'm thinking "oh dear. see you in two weeks, dulce."



to keep mich in the game text "PBB mich" to some number. do it. this is gonna be fun.

EDIT: Costello and i now have a bet going. he says she'll be gone by the first round. i think she'll last a week. since this is CELEBRITY EDITION, the rules are different. TWO PEOPLE will be removed per week. place ya bets, people! place ya bets!
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From:[info]bigfatkill
Date:February 5th, 2006 04:51 pm (UTC)
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hahaha ive never met her but that's pretty funny.
and duuude! your icon!! hahaha that guy scares the beejesus out of me!! im stealing it ok lang?? i finally saw the second season haha dammit!
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:05 pm (UTC)
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i guess you can steal it (it's not as if i didn't) but you have to put an asterisk with "stolen from intrigero" everytime you post with that picture. hehehe
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From:[info]selloutgirl
Date:February 5th, 2006 05:50 pm (UTC)
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No no no, Anne Barcelo will be first to goooo dapat! =/
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
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is that the karate chick? it's not as if i want mich to go, in fact i made a bet with chris that mich survives the first round! hahaha.
Roxanne Barcelo - (Anonymous)
Roxanne Barcelo - (Anonymous)
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From:[info]lovegrocery
Date:February 5th, 2006 05:52 pm (UTC)
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FUCK HAHAHAHAH ANDUN KAMI NI GAROVSS! BWAHAHAHAH!!! KAKATAWA!!! NAG BANGKA PA SILA MEN!! PPAUNTANG STAGE! FUCK KAKATAWA! WILL POST PICS SOON!!!
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
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I KNOW! RIDICULOUS! tapos wave pa siya nang wave nung paalis yung boat. krayzileh.
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From:[info]pinggoy
Date:February 5th, 2006 05:53 pm (UTC)

wow talaga? wow

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hahahaha! mukhang manunuod na ako ng PBB ah

mich ano ba ang kulit mo hahahahaha ano bang naisip mo

shyet pang-masa na si mich ngayon...

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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
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do you realize what this means, ping!?

it means mich might be the next kris aquino!

ummm, then again maybe not
From:[info]nina_ketosis
Date:February 5th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)

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ah ako rin manonood ng pbb for mich [info]sugarcandypop. and for keana reeves! haha nagulat ako bigla paglabas nya. i got off my seat and my mum was like, "you know her?" me: "mom, she's a designer. you don't know her? ang weird mo." haha exciting!

sikat bigla death by tampon nyan saka store for all seasons! wow. whut happened to agassi and osang?
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:03 pm (UTC)

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so that's the spelling! yahoo! tengks.

i don't know what happened to agassi and osang! i was so looking forward to seeing them there. most of these guys are boring shobes types who are trying to protect (or salvage) their image.

RUSTOM PADILLA PRODIGAL SON MY ASS! hahahahhahaha
From:[info]sundaydandelion
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
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i'm so waiting for a catfight between aleck bovick and keana reeves.
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
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i'm sorry if kim or fran read what i'm about to say but that rico guy looks bo-ring. but it's that sam milby appeal, isn't it? wasn't it funny when Carlo Maceda and Aleck Bovick were acting all googly-eyed onstage!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA idiots
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From:[info]slambradley
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:24 pm (UTC)

the freaks are the first to go.

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im sorry mich, i love you, but you are too strange for the sam milby loving masses. budoy gets teh million, you heard it here first.
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:55 pm (UTC)

Re: the freaks are the first to go.

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of course not! it's gonna be John Pratts, just because he's John Pratts. but yes, i so want Budoy to win!!

oh god i hope Rustom gets withdrawal while he's in the house.
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From:[info]miaowow
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
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DULCE FOR THE WIN! hahahaha oh god.

and i like your icon! i SO wanted to call your show when that dude was ranting on and on about not liking LOST, but i was too hiya. ahaha. plus i'm too hiphop for NU. LOL.
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
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no one is too hiphop for NU miao! we played outkast before all the stations in the Philippines did :D

there will always be idiots in the world who do not like LOST, but really; it's their loss ;)
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From:[info]high_concept
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
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I couldn't believe it when I first got wind of it! Will they show it kaya on TFC? I don't get TFC but I heard some Pinoy video places here tape shows on it and rent them out. I will scour every Pinoy sari-sari store here in Toronto until I find it!!!
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 5th, 2006 07:57 pm (UTC)
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sadly, PBB can't be shown on the overseas channels due to some legal issues that come with the franchise. sayang! alas, more money for Filipino OCWs who bootleg it :D
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From:[info]thecuteonekills
Date:February 5th, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC)
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but i heard that osang was in!
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From:[info]boysenswal
Date:February 6th, 2006 01:23 am (UTC)
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bet ko din 1st week. 2nd week if she acts un-dulce like on tv. hehe
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 08:59 am (UTC)
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well she better do that dance move you aske her to do lest we kick her ass ;)
From:[info]traaacy
Date:February 6th, 2006 01:52 am (UTC)
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hahahaha. oh god. i love mich dulce. na-shock ako when i saw her. pero ultimate shock parin yung kay bianca. sinabi ko pa naman sakanya like 2 or 3 days before, "please tell me hindi ka sasali dun sa pbb" pero wala. ayyy!

exciting to'.
From:[info]wittypnai
Date:February 6th, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
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go budoy!
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From:[info]chuvaness
Date:February 6th, 2006 03:12 am (UTC)

Re: the freaks are the first to go.

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i like budoy too.
rustom had rotting teeth
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From:[info]zeeheehee
Date:February 6th, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)

Re: the freaks are the first to go.

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it's the drugs,ate.it really does that.scared ako he will have an attack their.he must have thought it was the newest rehab clinic.
budoy is hilarious.no pretentions.ganun talaga siya.
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From:[info]jus1ofthemdays
Date:February 6th, 2006 03:29 am (UTC)
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couldn't help but notice your userpic!

*points to self*

AVID FAN! :P hahaha


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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
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thass goooooood , because i'm an avid fan of DONNIE DARKO az well!
From:[info]anaesthetised
Date:February 6th, 2006 03:42 am (UTC)
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LOST ICON YAY!

OMG. I have to watch PBB now. Hahahahahahahaha. It's gonna be so funnnnnn. (What time does it show ba? ABS right? Clearly I don't watch much television...)

Why didn't your mom join? Shit, that would have been the best! :))

Why is music banned in the house? Wala na ngang communication with the outside world eh, wala pang music! Sheesh! :))
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 05:12 am (UTC)
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my mom didn't join because people will talk about her like we're talking about the housemates right now, hahaha

i have a feeling it's royalty fees. you know, like if there's a major fight going on and in the background they're playing 'house of jealous lovers' or something they'll have to pay the record labels.

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From:[info]impakta_
Date:February 6th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
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Hoshet, I want Rustom and Roxanne out! Asa pa silang sumikat ulit (sikat ba sila noon?!!)

I want the sexy stars, mich and budoy to be on the top 4!

GRRR the MTRCB, if it weren't for them there would be a lot more "activity" on teevee!

Let's votee iiiinnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

(p.s. sorry I wasn't able to get the cd, I went home earlier than planned :/)
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From:[info]anjanka_nikita
Date:February 6th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
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ayus ayus! i want mich to say "It's like a magic!" inside the house! haha, mukhang mapapanuod ako ng PBB nito a...
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From:[info]argon_erratum
Date:February 6th, 2006 05:48 am (UTC)
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they got an athlete with a metal leg...hmmmm
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From:[info]catdecember
Date:February 6th, 2006 06:18 am (UTC)
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i love your icon!!!

and seriously, is that carlos agassi's album name?

i doubt celebrity PBB will be shown here in US...but i hope so....
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 08:54 am (UTC)
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why thank you!

and yes, that is the album name. C.A.R.L.O.S. how clever, no? hehehe
From:[info]chexche
Date:February 6th, 2006 06:38 am (UTC)
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haha. just saw the replay of their welcoming night. she (sugarcandypop) was magalang even without using your "poh" advice. she looked magalang too even with the outfit. hehe.
aleck and rustom. pwede?
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 08:53 am (UTC)
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kenat be! magagalit si carlo maceda! hu hu huuuuu
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From:[info]redshoed
Date:February 6th, 2006 07:14 am (UTC)
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I just saw an ad for PBB Celebrity Edition.. kala ko kasi, you were joking.

Ang bilis naman ng 2nd edition. When I was there last December, kakatapos lang nung una eh. My gad!!! I hate Big Brother, I don't watch the Australian one. Ni-e-encourage lang nila tao maging voyeurs. hehe.. but this one, I reckon, will be interesting.. I hope they'll air it on TFC.. tsk tsk.

From:(Anonymous)
Date:February 6th, 2006 09:21 am (UTC)

dulce on PBB

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i got a text the other night saying "buhok yata ni dulce yung nasa big brother house" and i refused to believe it til i saw the ad in the papers.

everyone just keep voting to keep her in the house because you KNOW it's going to be fun to have pure unadulterated mich dulce on your tv screens!

- kage
From:[info]hickypox
Date:February 6th, 2006 09:12 am (UTC)

i heard tim yap turned it down

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Go MiCH! Gusto ko ako ang presidente ng Mich Dulce Winner of PBB Society...SoCal Chapter.
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 07:34 pm (UTC)

yes he did

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he was asking around like a month ago if he should do it and i gave my usual answer: "don't! it'll take away all your mystique!"

kutob mo one of those people didn't listen to my advice? :p
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From:[info]chic_r
Date:February 6th, 2006 09:18 am (UTC)
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shocked ako kasali si mich. i love her work. also bianca, bat siya sumali? vasquez is hot. i hope one of them reaches the top4.
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From:[info]wicked_lass
Date:February 6th, 2006 11:41 am (UTC)
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quark, i only found out that Mich is actually a part of the show Saturday afternoon. I don't know if she's still able to get my text message at that time. and yeah, she was so maka-masa last night, tagalog ang mich while Luis was talking to her. hahaha!

sayang wala si Osang. Riot yon for sure. OMG your mom, alam mo bang madaming nag-aabang sa kniya? WILD!
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From:[info]intrigero
Date:February 6th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
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really? i thought you knew all this time since you have all the insider info and you hinted that an LJer would go to the house in your earlier post.

Ava one of her former assistants has her phone right now, but i'm sure she's saving all of your texts for Dulce's return! hahaha

hay naku kung pupunta si ermats sa bahay ni kuya ewan ko na lang party na lang kami dito araw-araw.

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